We had fun on chat rooms. :D You wish you were this boss.
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Stranger: hi
You: How are you?
Stranger: im fine thank u
Stranger: hw bout u
You: I'm pretty dandy.
Stranger: so whats on ur mind
You: Well i'm thinking about worms with afros. what's on your mind?
Stranger: so?
Stranger: the zulu tribes f africa
You: why?
Stranger: r u a girl
You: I am. are you?
Stranger: fortunately not
Stranger: wats ur name
You: Nancy. What's your name?
Stranger: abby
Stranger: u 4m?
Stranger: u gt me waiting girl
You: what 4m?
Stranger: location
You: london.
You: you?
Stranger: chat with me only 4 god sakes
You: ...what?
Stranger: usa
Stranger: dont chat simultaneously with 2 strangers
You: i'm not. your the only person i am talking to.
Stranger: u were taking a long time 2 reply
You: Oh, sorry. What kind of name is Abby for a boy? No offense.
Stranger: its abhishek, my loved ones call me abby
You: Am I a loved one then, cos you told me your name was abby? where are you from?
Stranger: i told u usa
You: i meant like where is your name from.
Stranger: ur a slow typer
You: sorry.
Stranger: oh it is an indian word that means crowning
You: i totally knew you were indian. :)
Stranger: hw
Stranger: dont disconnect
You: cos your name reminded me of indians. but idk why.
Stranger: u hate indians, right
You: umm, noo. pretty down with the indians. [:
Stranger: so wats the problem
You: there is no problem.
Stranger: i
You: i what?
Stranger: i dont no ur asl
You: 17/london/girl. asl?
Stranger: where in london
Stranger: type faster
You: in london.
Stranger: faster
You: calm down boo. dang.
Stranger: sorry
You: it's fine. so how old are you?
Stranger: 19
Stranger: whats the time there
You: 8.
You: in the morning.
Stranger: that means ur telling the truth. i respect u
You: ohh alright. what time is it where you are?
Stranger: 1340hrs, london is 5 hrs 30 mins behind us
Stranger: faster
You: ohh, like military time?
Stranger: could i have ur phone number
You: that's a little creepo, i don't know you that well you could like come to my house and kill me.
Stranger: mine is 9545374399
Stranger: and i have a descent upbringing
Stranger: so i wont kill u
Stranger: i may love u though
You: haha. well i'd still feel weird giving my number out to some stranger in the website.
Stranger: fast darling
Stranger: so u dont trust me
You: i don't know you...
Stranger: u can trust me
Stranger: i promise
You: ... no
You: because that;s weird
Stranger: give me a call then
You: no.
Stranger: pls
You: why?
Stranger: this is hw friends become
You: not really. i meet my friends at like school...
You: not random phone number exchanges
Stranger: seee i really gotta go. i could have talked 2 u but u refused.
You: if you write me a poem, i'll call you
Stranger: beauty is something that cannot perish and yet it seems a lie
Stranger: by thinking of a certain person u cant get him if u try
Stranger: ??
You: ?
Stranger: call me believe me, i dont want 2 go but i have 2. pls
Stranger: believe me
Stranger: bye
You: goodbye
You: my love
Stranger: call me pls
You: ok
Stranger: love u
You: i love you too. i'll call when you disconnect
You: i promise
You: i saved your number
Stranger: i believe u. u wont let me down
Stranger: bye
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Stranger: 15m
You: i love you and want to be with you forever and ever. don't ever leave me.
Stranger: Asl?
You: love has no age, location, or gender.
You: oh, but i am a girl
Stranger: Well at least m or f. Then I'll never leave
You: f
Stranger: I want u
You: do you love me back?!
You: i want you too!!
Stranger: I do
Stranger: Facebook?
You: I never thought that this would happen so fast... here we are like two minutes into a conversation, and the love is so deep. this will change our lives forever!!
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Stranger: I'm a guy looking for female nudes! wanna trade pics??
You: YES
Stranger: cool you first?
You: jaykay
You: lolz
Stranger: im still sending you mine baby
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Stranger: male?
You: female
Stranger: from>?
You: usa
Stranger: nicer
Stranger: nice
Stranger: age?
You: 17
You: yu?
Stranger: 22
You: you*
Stranger: male
You: from?
Stranger: miami
You: do you jam to the song by lmfao called i'm in miami bitch?
Stranger: lol
You: cause i would.
Stranger: its the top song on ipod
Stranger: where ur from? what state
You: colorado
Stranger: wow
Stranger: that high
You: yeah lol
Stranger: u like the snow?/
Stranger: aspen?
You: oh hell no
You: never been to aspen.
Stranger: u ever seen dumb and dummer
You: yeahhh.
Stranger: that y i know aspen
You: haha. it's like... the rich people part that no one ever goes to unless they live there.
Stranger: ohhh
Stranger: i want to live their
You: it's snowy, too snowy.
You: even in the summer.
Stranger: wow
Stranger: cool
Stranger: what music u like??
You: everythinggggg.
You: you?
Stranger: lady gaga?
You: YES
Then he disconnected...
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And Alisha doesn't know what the fuck she's talking about :p
-Lanna <3

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